A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
> >>Surprise.." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron
> >>pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
> >>slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
> >>the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her
> >>husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
> >>and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
> >>it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what
> >>is happening, and demands an explanation."Please sir," says the waiter, "what
did you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

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>>> !"Ah! So sorry," says the waiter, "I've brought you Peeking Duck!"

Last edited: 25-09-2007 02:35:48 PM

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A "rubbery" joke

However - surprised to see a racial sterotype joke on HL.

Solly if I seem a bit PC, but we can do better than taking the piss out of how chinese people speak on a public forum...

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I do apologise if this has offended you Carl as it was supposed to be a bit of lighthearted humour.

I have now edited this, however if you still see it as offensive then please let me know and I will remove it.

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