> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other
> driver got out of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
> little things just seem funny?
>
> Yeah well, I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted,
> 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then, which
> one are you?' and then the fight started Quote | 
