Some of you will be aware that I make up really bad songs and sing them to certain people. Well….here is a tiny snippet of my latest….


Mama Mia! I caught Gonorrhoea!!!
Dirt, grime, filth and slime
It will get you in the end!

Mama Mia! I spilt all my beer!!
Dirt, grime, filth and slime
It will get you in the end!

Of course, if you want to see it sung live and performed by me, that’s possible. Tickets are £100 each with a 10% discount for OAP’s. So Jon….there’s an incentive for you!


Ann XX

Last edited: 10-08-2008 07:34:31 AM

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Mamma Mia Ann, how can anyone with such an Angelic face have a mind like the Devil!! hheeeee heeeee ! That's what my friend Peter said!
lol
xxx

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I sing it angelically, tell him!

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Oh Ann, thank you sooooo much for the offer, unfortunately I have another engagement.
P.S. It's not the money, it's the lyrics.
P.P.S. Alexander is coming

Last edited: 10-08-2008 03:10:02 PM

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But Jon - the thing is though, Alexander has already booked!

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Alexander is coming, Alexander Beetle, that is.

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Ahh...is that a subtle little hint you want to perform on stage just after me? So I have hot competition with Alexander Beetle!

Oh Jon, how could you?

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Oh I can just imagine this..
Gets comfortable.. when does the show start..

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Just let me find my hat, and away we go.

Ann, I was always last on stage, but I will go first, just for you.

Last edited: 11-08-2008 03:19:01 PM

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Jon, you are so HOT!! The perfect gentleman I always knew you were! Thank you.

The grand finale will be one to remember, I am sure! Just remember to bring that little matchbox

W*holistic, Asif is in charge of the dates - he's good at organising these things. He may even give a performance himself!

Last edited: 11-08-2008 06:27:06 PM

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Hello in here ... LOL

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